There you might be, on a mission to elicit a giggle from a tiny human, whose gooeyness is simply inside your attain. Fingers poised you go in for a tickle, and also you say _______?
“Goochie goochie goo,” proper?
Absolutely you’re not one of many fools who’s mistaken, and has been saying “coochie coochie coo” this entire time!
For years it’s escaped me why anybody would prattle to a child what to my ears interprets as “vagina, vagina, vag!” I imply, I’m properly conscious most infants arrive by the beginning canal, however is it actually essential to tease them about it in a while?
Foolish coochie-cooers, it’s time to hop aboard the goochie-goo practice.
Wait, what? Damnit!
Be part of me now for an in-depth take a look at the coochie vs. goochie debate:
Did you discover although, how many of the “coochie” talkers may barely carry themselves to confess that’s what they are saying to little infants? I’m going to go forward and take that as a degree for my facet. If you happen to’re too embarrassed to personal your giggle discuss of alternative that’s an indication.
All I do know is that if “goochie” is mistaken I don’t wish to be proper.
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